Pseudorandom Thoughts encounters this news from Japan:
Six members of a Waseda University "rape club" pled guilty to charges of sexual assault and rape. These guys organized "rape parties" where they invited girls, got them playing rigged drinking games, got them drunk, raped them, and then took blackmail photographs to ensure silence. About 500 girls in total were raped, more than a handful became pregnant, some even committed suicide. And here's the best part: the club's leader said "We never planned those incidents in advance."
Reminds me of Bruce Willis' best line ever, from The Last Boy Scout (altered here:)
Club Leader: "It just happened, officer."
Japanese Cop: "Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into a drunk college student. 500 times. 'Gee, I'm sorry, ma'am, this just isn't my week.'"
Does the Japanese Imperial Palace still use eunuchs? If not, they should...
And one other thought: Japan produces so much porn it's scary. If you have so many problems that busty anime babes in short skirts can't satisfy your urges, you have problems.
Hey, somebody had to say it. (On the upside, I'll be finding some really funny entries in the refer logs.)
Posted by Thief at September 23, 2003 04:40 AM