From BlackFive and Friends: (with a few changes by yours truly)
Goodbye Howard Dean
(Sung to the Tune of "Goodbye Norma Jean" by Elton John)
(Words by Blackfive, Matt-Bro, Klingon Scum, and Steven Macklin)
(Arranged by Thief)Goodbye Howard Dean
Never winning a state at all
Screamed like you were on fire
Your campaign began to stall
That Iowa implosion
When it whispered into your brain
You thought it was inconceivable
That you'd lose a campaignAnd it seems to me your campaign ran
Like a candle in the wind
Always changing the issue to cling to
When the polls came in
And I wouldn't vote for you even
Before you blew your lid
Your campaign burned out long before
Your "Yeeeeeeaagh!" ever did.Humility was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Blogs made you a superstar
Your campaign was the price we paid
Even when you lied
Oh the press still fellated you
All the papers had to say
Was that your Scream was rudeAnd it seems to me you lived off strife
But you couldn't notch a win
Never knowing who to cling to
When the polls came in...
And I would've liked to have phoned you
And heard you end your bid...
Your campaign burned out long before
Your "Yeeeeeaaaagh!" ever didGoodbye Howard Dean
We knew you too well after all
Goodbye Howard Dean
From a young man in the 22nd poll
Who sees you as something more than metrosexual
More than just a political whoreAnd it seems to me your campaign ran
Like a candle in the wind
Always changing the issue to cling to
When the polls came in
And I wouldn't vote for you even
Before you blew your lid
Your campaign burned out long before
Your "Yeeeaaaaaaagh!" ever did
Dean for Americans Version here...
Posted by Thief at February 18, 2004 11:13 AM