Ladies and Gentlemen of Capitol Hill, I have one piece of advice for you.
There is no sex in the campaign room.
None.
Oh, there's a campaign in the campaign room.
But you don't want a campaign.
You want sex.
And there is no sex in the campaign room.
Update: The Politburo is misinformed about a great many things.
Update 2: James is shocked, SHOCKED, to find civil servants screwing around with oversexed college-student interns! It's not like this is the first time (Packwood, Clinton, etc.) Heck, we haven't had a proper Christmas here in DC in about 40 years, by my count.... do you know how hard it is to find three wise men or a virgin?
Posted by Thief at May 21, 2004 04:45 PM