June 23, 2004

I Am Jack's Smirking Radio Update

This week: I am Jack's Inflamed Bile Duct.

Because between trying to shoehorn spreadsheet data into a relational database (think shoving 20 gallons of shit into a 10 gallon hat), and dealing with a boss who is incapable of taking "I'm working on it" for an answer, I'm starting to feel a lot like Jack.

But then again, I am not my job.

Right?

UPDATE:
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Sports metaphors are among the most trite, but it's hard to deny that your life is a lot like buzkashi, a violent Afghan form of polo played with goat corpses.

Sounds about right.

Posted by Thief at June 23, 2004 04:18 AM
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