October 02, 2004
I know I'm supposed to be on hiatus...
...but this one is just too good to be true.
We have obtained, via Yahoo News and AFP, an actual pic of John Kerry's foreign policy strategy in action...
"I SURRENDER!"
Update: Welcome Instapundit readers! Enjoy your stay at the Den. If you like, enjoy my Radio Blog (Now Playing - Rathergate, the Musical) as you merrily contemplate what the good Senator from Ass..er...MASSachusetts is doing.
"Teresa...I'm ready...honey, where did you go?"
"It is so good to see you, Dear Leader. Do you have a mint? Some...Binaca, maybe?
Posted by Thief at October 2, 2004 07:20 PMIf this doesn't put an end to Tarmac Football, one of the stupider traditions of American politics, I don't know what will.
Posted by: Jack at October 2, 2004 08:36 PMThen you bend the elbow briskly...
Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at October 2, 2004 08:41 PMSome people think it is all in the ass, some people think in the elbow. I can't tell the difference!
Posted by: Laurence at October 2, 2004 08:51 PMDoes my prostate look good in this?
Posted by: 29 at October 2, 2004 08:52 PMYet more French foreign policy in action.
Posted by: Ghost of a flea at October 2, 2004 08:53 PM"Soyez doux, s'il vous plais, Jacques."
Posted by: grizz at October 2, 2004 09:27 PMMore photos of Kerry trying to play football (these are much worse):
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040925/ids_photos_ts/r1883463487.jpg
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040925/ids_photos_ts/r1713279048.jpg
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040925/ids_photos_ts/r2729751812.jpg
Another flip flop: Should I put my thumb up his ass or my own?
Posted by: ACS at October 2, 2004 10:26 PMJohn Kerry. Quite literally attempting to put his head up his ass.
Posted by: ColoradoConservative at October 3, 2004 12:23 AMOK, the comeptition is over. THIS is Kerry's "Dukakis in a tank" picture. He can't possibly top this one.
Posted by: TomK at October 3, 2004 12:29 AMBelgian rules football - he's the receiver, looking at a hole in the ground.
Posted by: The Kid at October 3, 2004 12:44 AMJohn Kerry's new economic plan…
"Taxes, taxes, hike hike, HIKE!!
Posted by: NTropy at October 3, 2004 04:11 AMNow I know who this guy is!
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/pictures388_html.htm"
Posted by: NTropy at October 3, 2004 04:14 AM"Nope, still can't find it, better use both hands."
Posted by: Kiwi at October 3, 2004 05:09 AM"My favorite football team is the Patriots. And my favorite player is Tom Bruschi."
Fake but accurate.
Like my manicure??
Posted by: Carrie at October 3, 2004 02:26 PM"Le etat, c'est moi!" gushed Bonapart.
Posted by: Buddy Larsen at October 4, 2004 06:19 AMhow did the back of his right hand show up rather than the palm? I tried this at home and I couldn't get the back of my hand to twist that far...anyway, just wondering.
Posted by: dick craiglow at October 4, 2004 10:48 AMPut your head betewwn your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!
Posted by: Dick Cheney at October 6, 2004 05:48 PM