Once again, I return after an extremely long blogging hiatus.
But there's a reason. And this reason makes a damn good blog entry.
Thief now has a job.
A real Job.
Remember that job I told you about working in DC's legal community? That was called a temp job. Low pay, no health insurance. Riding public transportation. Debt up to my eyeballs. Dependence on subsidies which were about to run out. (OK, so the subsidies came from my parents. Believe me, that's like collecting unemployment, only worse. Because the unemployment agency does not call you EVERY FREAKING DAY to see how the job search is going, and second guess everything from your appearance to your resume to your interview style!!!)
In other words, if I was strictly thinking about economics (and I just might have been), I would have been the perfect Democratic voter. Economy going down the tubes, and the President is talking about more tax cuts???
Human beings are, of course, naturally geared towards ensuring their own prosperity above all. What good is freedom for Iraq if I can't pay my student loans? Of course, I'm not completely ignorant of the outside world and the impact it had here at home. But, as anyone will tell you, lack of a job will focus your mind like nothing else.
But then something interesting happened. That temp job turned into...a permanent job. Completely unexpected.
What happened was that the man I was working for was leaving his job. I thought my job, consequently, was over. I had to forgo blogging to put in all the overtime I could, because I didn't know when the next work would be coming. But as it turned out, my boss was quite happy with my work.
On his (and my) last day of work, he called me in as soon as I got in.
"Thief," he said, how would you like to be my assistant in my new job?"
My jaw dropped. I was speechless. I immediately accepted. But why me, I asked? Surely, there are more qualified people out there?
"Maybe, but I doubt that any of them would bust their ass as hard as you have. That's what I like to see."
Me? Hard working? (If you know me, you'll understand.) "Yes. Every time I ask you to do something, it gets done. No matter how small. People who are like that...you give them an opportunity to show themselves, and they'll take it."
He then told me a story of when he was just starting out. He wasn't the best student in college, but he worked his tail off. And he managed to impress someone, too. (Someone very important.) Within three years, my boss had gone from grunt work up to the top level as his patron's chief of staff. And once his job here came along, he had the experience to do it well.
And the opportunity that man gave to him, he wanted to give to me.
"Just remember, Thief, I'm going to expect a lot out of you. But I know you will do very well."
No, this job doesn't pay as much as I liked (what does?). But, it's enough for me to stay here in DC. It will give me some good opportunities. I have the absolute confidence of my boss (being of Italian descent, and a big fan of the Godfather, he has begun referring to me as the Tom Hagen to his Vito Corleone.) And, it might just give me some chances I never dreamt I could have had. I'm not going to go into great detail (y'know, the whole "secret identity" thing.) But, needless to say, things are looking bright for Thief.
And therein, the politics.
The whole point of what the Democrats are saying is that the world that most Americans like me live in is unfair, rigged, and cruel. It's a world where bright-eyed yet powerless people like me are screwed over continuously by the rich and powerful them. It's the people versus the powerful, us vs. them. Thus, if we want to escape, we have to vote for them, so that they can use the power of government to take on the powerful on our behalf.
And that, my friends, is a load of shit. This world isn't unfair, or rigged, or cruel. Many of the powerful people in this world started out exactly as we did. And most important of all, you can get ahead without the government.
But they aren't going to tell you that. This election year, they must make you feel hopeless and beaten down. That's how they get their power. And they will use this power to run your life. And government power has ruined more lives than I care to count.
I can understand the temptation. Empty wallets and stomachs can persuade more than any stump speech. But that's how demagogues and charlatans all throughout history gained power. And in the end, the people who relied on these false promises weren't helped at all.
However, the lesson of my experience, if it means anything, is this. You can succeed. This world is not out to get you. If you keep banging on the door long enough, you will be let in. It may not be what you expect. It certainly wasn't for me. But remember, in the words of the Rolling Stones,
You can't always get what you want,
You can't always get what you want,
You can't always get what you want,
But if you try sometimes,
You might find
You get what you need.
I know that a lot of you out there are in bad situations. I was too. But take heart. Just when you think things will never get better, they will. And if someone is telling you that things will never get better unless you give in and let the government take care of you, tell them to go to hell.
Horologium found this wonderful blogging quiz -- Are You A Blogoholic?
He scored a 64. His friend CG Hill scored a 48.
I scored a 68.
You are a dedicated weblogger. You post frequently because you enjoy weblogging a lot, yet you still manage to have a social life. You're the best kind of weblogger. Way to go!
"Social" life? What is this "social" life you speak of? ;)
How to Tell If Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease.
(Powerpoint Presentation w/ sound)
Thief got the Blog? That's right, that's right, let it work little brotha, let it work! Huh!
I just found a most kick-ass blogging program. It's called Zempt and it does everything that Moveable Type should have done.
A Spell Check.
A Winamp and Windows Media Player interface.
One Click blogging.
The ability to save draft posts on your hard drive.
And much more I have yet to discover.
Happy blogging to me!
From Omar, in Iraq...
Good bye 2003, my eyes saw the greatest scene through you, and I lived my happiest moment in you (the tyrant falls)
Is there anything greater than that?
Good bye 2003, in you I listened to the most beautiful words "ladies and gentle men, we got him"
Good bye 2003, the legend of my people was written through out your days with blood and tears.
Good bye 2003, you were the best.
My friends, celebrate the New Year, but don't forget to add a new name to your invitation list,
We would love to join, and we will have the honor and pride to do so.
We came holding our slogan "it won't be our duty to anticipate the coming disaster, but to struggle for a better world"**
Give us a little space on your ship, we still stumble, but we shall never fall again. We have our star that will guide us.
Believe me my friends. We want to be on your side.
Our hearts are bigger now; they will not only carry our sorrow, but those of the entire world as well.
Your help have taught us a valuable lesson :( we're all sinners, I'm in jail as long as there's a man in jail, and I'm hungry as long as there's a hungry man on earth)
We've got to create another world, a new land; where there's less pain and sorrow, and that will not be hard to do if the brave gathered for it.
I wish that my people as well as the oppressed people every where come to appreciate the gift of freedom, as when they do so they will be ready to fight for it and then, they will have it and no one could take it away from them.
As for the free people who helped us and are ready to help the others; I wish you peace and all the best as you certainly deserve it.
Omar...you ain't seen nothin' yet.
UPDATE: Carrot Top is on Jay Leno. Hottest toy in Iraq...It's a Saddam Jack-in-the-Box. Crank the box...and who's hiding in the hole!
From feared dictator to Carrot Top joke in one year. I love it.